Bass Pro Shop Sale

Thought this one was too good to discard.  Thanks for the forward, Mike Hermsen:

RECEIVED AN ADVERTISING STUFFER IN THE MAIL SATURDAY FOR A BIG SALE ON AMMUNITION AT BASS PRO SHOP.  

So today, I went over to the the local Bass Pro Shop here in Bolingbrok to load up on some favored hunting rounds.  When I was ready to pay for the bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."  Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and hollaring finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!!!

I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.

I still don't think I looked that bad.