RECEIVED AN ADVERTISING STUFFER IN THE MAIL SATURDAY FOR A BIG SALE ON AMMUNITION AT BASS PRO SHOP.
So today, I went over to the the local Bass Pro Shop here in Bolingbrok to load up on some favored hunting rounds. When I was ready to pay for the bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and hollaring finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!!!
I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.
I still don't think I looked that bad.
