This just seemed appropriate for this blog:
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.
.... I called a Suicide Hotline.I had to press 1 for English.I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......Folks, we're screwed.
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