NWS Watch / Warning

Stolen from a David Letterman monologue.....

The national weather service winter weather alert:

• Winter storm watch
• This watch will soon be upgraded to a winter storm warning watch
• The warning watch will be followed by a warning-warning
• Then a warning-watch warning
• Then the warning-watch-warn
• Then warning-warning-watcho watch
• Finally -- all clear as the storm ends.

Here's how I think winter weather alerts should be posted.....

The MJBflyfish winter weather alert:

• Look at a calendar
• Is it October, November, December, January, February, March or April
• Look at a map
• Do you live in the Midwest
• If your response to the above is positive, it might snow
• Deal With It!