Wednesday, March 22, 2017

. . . What It Costs To Die?

Italian Funeral


Pasquale died. His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral.

As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Angelina turned to her oldest and dearest friend. "Ah well, Pasquale would be pleased," she said.

"You're right," replied Maria, who lowered her voice and leaned in close...."So go on, how much did this really cost?"

"All of it," said Angelina. "Forty thousand."

"Aw No" Maria exclaimed, "I mean, it was very grand, but $40,000?"

Angelina answered, "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the church. The whisky, wine and snacks were another $500. The rest went for the Memorial Stone."

Maria computed quickly.

"Mama Mia. For the love of God Angelina, $32,500 for a Memorial Stone? How big is it?"


Friday, March 3, 2017

. . . About Magic?

 This will drive you nuts...............




Oscar Card Trick. Performed by: YOU !!

Pick one of the following cards. Don 't click on it; just keep it in your head. 



Scroll down when you have your card ....


Think about your card in front of Oscar. 



Oscar will attempt to read your mind!? 
Scroll down  




The Great Oscar Has Removed Your Card! 




SCARY, ISN'T IT?
Now scroll up and do it again, this will freak you out.